THE WATER COOLER
BAROSSA IN BOARD SHORTS: THE MOST FUN YOU'VE HAD DRINKING WINE WHILST WEARING BOARDIES SINCE THAT TIME YOU PLAYED GOON OF FORTUNE AT ROBBO'S HOUSE PARTY IN GRADE 11
Robbo's house parties were sick... This is even sicker.
Here to fill you in on everything you need to know about the humble panty-dropper known as the short sleeve Hawaiian party shirt.
1. Those drunk chicks are really getting on my nerves.
2. I don't really like beer.
3. No thanks. Only vegan sausages for me thanks.
*Opens Envelope* Name 3 things never said on a lads trip.
STRAP ON YOUR FEEDBAG AND PULL UP YOUR ADULT DIAPER - WE'VE JUST FOUND THE PERFECT MARATHON FOR THE LAZY BUGGERS OF THIS WORLD!
This is the greatest event for lazy people since... *Gone nappin' - Back in 137 mins*
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