Are you, like me, constantly casting your mind back to a simpler time? A time when Gretel Killeen was actually considered relevant. A time when Warnie was still a chubby, chain smoking, baked bean eating ladies man.
Simply the mention of Gretel and Warnie gets me all wistful and tight in the pants... This is why the sudden resurgence of Shannon Noll has me more excited than Rob Schneider when Adam Sandler has a new script that calls for an "anti-social loser."
Now, it isn't so much Shannon Noll himself that's getting me all G'd up, but more so the comments that random punters are leaving on his social media posts. His loyal fans have taken it upon themselves to take the piss out of Nollsy on his socials, dropping such classic lines as:
"Old mate Nolzy, I bet that's not the first time you've gone full throttle and peeled back the mud flaps" or "Nollsy you absolute madman I bet that's not the first engine you've overheated!! Ha ha nah, just tossing your salad mate."
To be brutally honest, I'm sure Nollsy is probably a pretty bloody good bloke, but I really couldn't give a flying f*&k about that. As long as he keeps posting classic Aussie photos on social media and people keep taking the piss out of them, I'll die a happy man.
Do yourself a favour and check it out NOW!
PS He also has a new album out or some shit...