If you put on this shirt it will shift your energy to vibrate at a higher frequency, which will allow you to access the higher dimension that is known to humans as the “Goodboy Energies Realm”.
In this place, anything is possible - including being able to relive firsthand taking Alan Didak mark on ANZAC day in 2004, with BT going diiiddddaaaak very subtly in the background, like it’s being whispered by a talking leopard.
Every fiber in our party shirts has been coated in vibes, engineered to give that crisp first beer on a Friday feel. Wanna know more? Check out below:
100% premium cotton (you need premium dude)
Refined button down collar (the collar maketh the man)
Single front pocket (because that's practical)
Tortoiseshell buttons (no real turtles were harmed)
NB: Our shirts run small, we recommend going up a size.