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How, you might ask? Well, the shirts are made of 100% cotton from the Guatemalan Love Bug, an insect whose cotton is said to release pheromones that are irresistible.
The shirts are hand sewn by Fernando de la Fuentes AKA El Principe Apasionado (The Passionate Prince). De la Fuentes was a member of the Spanish Royal Family who was banished due to his “mischievous exploits and romantic trysts.”
What’s that? Already in a relationship? No matter… This bad boy will lock that thing down.