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“Oh hello! Welcome to Rancho Relaxo, I’ll be your tour guide today. Our tour starts in your very own bedroom, where Relaxo-Vision brings you all of the latest Hollywood Blockbusters… And if you get peckish, our executive chef Rodrigo will cook you whatever you like. Feel free to partake in a wide range of activities: Bungee Jumping, Cigar Making, Hula Dancing etc… And as we always say: Have it your way, baby!”
Every fiber in our clothing has been coated in vibes, engineered to give that crisp first beer on a Friday feel. Wanna know more? Check out below:
100% premium cotton (you need premium dude)
Refined button down collar (the collar maketh the man)
Single front pocket (because that's practical)
Tortoiseshell buttons (no real turtles were harmed)
NB: Our shirts run small, we recommend going up a size.